Cody Kennedy

I always do my best editing after I hit send. Fread   n. /freed/ A free read   v. /freed/ That thing you do with a free b...

Hello. I'm the happiness fairy. I've sprinkled happy dust on you. Now smile, dammit, this shit's EXPENSIVE.  

If you'll be my damsel in distress I'll be your creepy   vigilante lover.

SO me. What do we want?! A cure for ADHD! When do we want it?! Squirrel!

Wikipedia - I know everything! Google - I have everything! Facebook - I know everybody! Internet - Without me, you all are nothing....

Long before the days of "wardrobe malfunctions" they just [] did it on purpose with no apologies no choreography an...

ANGER is but one letter short of DANGER

Be careful or you'll be in my: Novel Play Movie I own this T-shirt. You've been warned.

Do you think teachers play "who's a virgin ?" in high school?

Whoever said technology will replace paper, has obviously never tried to wipe their ass with an iPad.

I don't know about you, but this kid gets an A+ in my book for effort, creativity, thoughtfulness, and sass! Assignment: Unscramb...

O.o

Damn, Mom, this is embarrassing. Also, putting a push pin through the condom wasn't a smart move. You do know how condoms work, right? ...

Couldn't resist...

...that awkward moment when you realize your cat has super powers...

I kissed a dog and I liked it...

*snickers*