Grumpy Cat is Thankful for the Library

Keep swimming!

Fread - by me

I always do my best editing after I hit send.

Fread

 

n. /freed/

A free read

 

v. /freed/

That thing you do with a free book.

 

Etymology. c. 2013 first coined by Cody Kennedy when typing free read too fast in an email.

Hello.

I'm the happiness fairy.

I've sprinkled happy dust on you.

Now smile, dammit, this shit's EXPENSIVE.

 

If you'll be my

damsel in

distress

I'll be your creepy  

vigilante lover.

SO me.

What do we want?!

A cure for ADHD!

When do we want it?!

Squirrel!

Wikipedia - I know everything!

Google - I have everything!

Facebook - I know everybody!

Internet - Without me, you all are nothing.

Electricity - Keep talking, b*tches.

Long before the days of

"wardrobe malfunctions"

they just [] did it on

purpose

with no apologies

no choreography

and a middle finger to the FCC

usually while stone out of their minds

...ahhh the good old days.

ANGER

is but one letter short of DANGER

Kiss the hell out of me. Please.

Be careful

or you'll be in my:

Novel

Play

Movie

I own this T-shirt. You've been warned.

Do you think teachers play

"who's a virgin?"

in high school?

Whoever said

technology will replace

paper, has obviously

never tried to wipe

their ass with an iPad.

I don't know about you, but this kid gets an A+ in my book for effort, creativity, thoughtfulness, and sass!

Assignment: Unscramble the words to make a sentence.

Answer: My penis in a goat.

O.o

Damn, Mom, this is embarrassing. Also, putting a push pin through the condom wasn't a smart move. You do know how condoms work, right?

Couldn't resist...

...that awkward moment when you realize your cat has

super powers...

I kissed a dog and I liked it...

*snickers*